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Finding the Period Key is Hard
- Can't find that elusive period key? We've strategically replaced it with a massive APPLY button. Because bigger is better!
- Why reach for that tiny dot when you can dramatically slam the APPLY button like a tech-savvy professional?
- Join the revolution of people who believe the period key is too far right. Left-handed? We got you. Right-handed? We still got you. No-handed? Well, you're reading this somehow!
- Transform your writing experience from "tap" to "SLAM!" with our state-of-the-art APPLY technology. It's like the Enter key, but with more existential significance.
- Tired of explaining to people why you don't use periods? Now you can tell them you're not lazy - you're just disrupting conventional punctuation paradigms.
Warning: Side effects may include dramatic hand gestures while typing, an irrational fear of the period key, and the urge to explain to everyone why your APPLY button is better than their period key.